wellthatsadorable:

Fall is coming, motherfuckers. It’s being brought to us one leaf at a time by this baby puppy, and I’m afraid I’m going to “awwww!” myself to death before it’s over. A noble end, as far as I’m concerned.


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wellthatsadorable:

Fall is coming, motherfuckers. It’s being brought to us one leaf at a time by this baby puppy, and I’m afraid I’m going to “awwww!” myself to death before it’s over. A noble end, as far as I’m concerned.

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sexpigeon:

This buys an impossible amount in Reno. Thirteen bottomless pasta bowls, or thirty good beers, or sixty cheap beers, or two nights at a hotel, or twenty souvenir t-shirts, or ten sixty-four ounce margaritas. There is not much to do in Reno, but doing it is very easy, certainly.

sexpigeon:

This buys an impossible amount in Reno. Thirteen bottomless pasta bowls, or thirty good beers, or sixty cheap beers, or two nights at a hotel, or twenty souvenir t-shirts, or ten sixty-four ounce margaritas. There is not much to do in Reno, but doing it is very easy, certainly.

(Source: sexpigeon)

petervidani:

My mayor’s house, which might account for the current 59% approval rating.

petervidani:

My mayor’s house, which might account for the current 59% approval rating.

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Tags: Android

"Text and email are polite invitations to a conversation. They happen at the speed and leisure of both the sender and the receiver. In stark contrast, when you get a phone call, it’s almost always a convenient time for the caller and a bad time for the recipient, who I refer to as the “victim” because I insist on accuracy. My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser."

Scott Adams: Phone (via marco)

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Sorry, not bad enough a dude.

Sorry, not bad enough a dude.

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imremembering:

Flipsiders

Tags: space